Saturday, October 12, 2013

38 Random Things I Need to Tell You in 38 Minutes

Stupid is stupid gets.

When I am reading a book, I don't wanna talk to you. The train is not for talking with strangers. Just saying.

I know I am overweight. Don't stare at me like I would melt if you did.

I am loving the chatter I hear on the T. They are 2 Filipinas who talk badly abou their boss. You should hear them.

I know it says Michael Kors on the label but read up, it says Michael by Michael Kors. It's called a diffusion line. You're not getting a bargain.

If Australia isn't too far, I'd go. That's not the actual problem. The problem is, it's too far therefore airfare is expensive.
I have not gone to San Francisco nor Spain or Thailand as I told you on my 35th bday.

Only funny people or my real friends can take this list with a smile. The others will be annoyed. So?

Finally, I know what I really want to do if money was not an issue. I'd be a store manager at Pottery Barn.

I'm Filipino, not Illiterate. You don't have to repeat what you said, only this time slower. Duh! 

I actually like Fall better than summer.

Matt Siegel of Matty in the Morning Kiss 108 is actually funny but I like Billy Costa better.

I know and I am sure there's tons of people who don't like me. But I realized, they're all losers. They just have not admitted it yet. Or may be not. Maybe I am a loser, but what's to gain hating a loser? So maybe they are. And I still like them, just not friends with them.

Bayabas was my apple growing up. Now I have 2 apple trees in my yard and I don't even pick the fruits. Must be the effect of " don't eat that yet, Christmas is not over, let it stay on the tree." Yes folks, we hang apples as Christmas tree ornaments. Now I want my Bayabas.

I think my nieces are absolutely gorgeous.

There's nothing more horrible than not knowing what to say when someone asks you if you are a nurse. Just coz I am Filipina I must be a nurse.

I would like to wear my hospital scrubs day in day out. Please!

If all TV shows are like the Blacklist and 24, I'd pay my cable bill on time.

Which brings me to, if I didn't need cellphone, I'd totally throw my phone at any ATT executive. Sir/Ma'am, your service is shitty, to say the least.

I think Obamacare is good. I think the Republicans are jealous of the Obamacare.

If keep this blog only until the kids get married, who will write my Grandma stories?

If I can pick my family, I'd pick mine all over again. Bet many can't say that!

Rolex is overrated and overpriced but I want one.

I want to go to SanFo, Thailand and Spain in no particular order. 

I think journalists are sexy. Both sexes. Don't you think?

I know someone named Winter and his kids' names are Sage and Ginger respectively. By the way, his siblings are Spring and Summer.

On that note, let me tell you about another one, Dulce (candy, sweet) has two sisters named Sweet and Hershey.

My brother is Bernabe, I am Bernadette, my sisters are Bernabeth and Bernanette. 

If I have another baby boy, i'd name him Jacob pronounced as Ha•Cob

My husband  has OCD. I always come home to a clean home but looking for stuff is a totally different story. He stores everything away like it was archival material.

If I have a business, it would be a three level beauty salon with daycare facilities and  super fabulous bathrooms! Everything on it would be from Pottery Barn!

If I get to choose my kind of heaven, it would be full of bags in a Pottery Barn.

I don't get why people like white noise, it's irritating. Click, clock, shh,shh!
 
I would like corsets and wide brimmed hats to get back in fashion.

I fought with 2 girls via Facebook this year. It was liberating. Got rid of ugly people in my FB and showed them how painful it is to be bullied like what they always do.

If I can have a pet, it would be a horse. Can I?

I can't decide which one is prettier, Sunrise or Sunset.

My family is the only thing that matters to me. My friends are my family too. I'd die for my family. I defend my friends even if we are not in good terms at the moment.

I lied. The post above? My bags matter too.

It's my birthday today and I am turning 38. It does not feel any different but I feel more secure.

👄😂. Me at Pottery Barn. Hahahahaha!

Apparently at 38, I can count. There's 39 random thoughts up there but I can't decide what to delete so everything's staying. Old age!