GoodBYE Carlo.

Remember that cute commercial by Purefoods in the '90s? I know, I know I am revealing my age here. Well, I remembered it today because I was trying to make a mental note of some salty and carbo laden food I need to avoid because of my recent lab works--- my blood tests is gone AWRY.---
like ka-ray-ZEE. Watch and then scroll down to read my version.


Dear Diary,

That dress waved at me today. ( Pan the camera towards me)
It was calling my name---  ( insert booming voice) "hello there pretty."
Pero ( but then ) I was FAT--- (ZOOM camera to ME...)
Kaya, from now on...
Goodbye steak, goodye burger, goodbye---(pan camera to--- PALABOK--with lots of eggs and chicharon and galuggong).
Hmmmp--- GOODBYE dress.
HAPPY MUSIC
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